Sperm racing is a new type of spectator event designed to raise awareness for male fertility issues. The event involves microscopic races between sperm samples, using micro- fluidic racetracks that simulate the female reproductive tract, and are live-streamed with commentary and leaderboards.

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And the winner is named Truman and gets his own TV Show.

Take that winning sperm out to stud.

Noah Boat?

That’s a name of slightly less than biblical proportions.

Is this the only sport where all the competitors die at the end?

I mean… yea I’ll bet on that after a few

This explains chinas population

Do u ejaculate on the same time?

Does the winner sperm gets to be fertilized ?

Will this be the new way to find a healthier and a better donor?

Are we cheering on a genocide?

Thanks I hate it.

*googles Jimmy Zhang*

I’m gonna put nitrous on my boys. FAST N FURIOUS.

Who cum on here just to make a pun?

How fresh is the cum?


Poor Noah

Could see this on ESPN the Ocho

Can we start betting on this

This only works if we can keep the winning sperm and enter him into next races so we can genuinely find out who has the strongest sperm.

when i see boat vs zhang, i know where my money would go

And I expect people are betting on the outcome. Crazy times.

Whose sperm is that?😆 Is there someone whose job is just nutting on spot to produce fresh contestants? Do they use different races of people to produce different kinds of sperm for……you know hosting world cup?

I hate this new timeline

How come this is celebrated, but every time I sleep with my gf she insists it’s NOT a race?

Noah Boat necessary.

Idiocracy is a documentary